Queen for a Day Proclamation

I, Queen Elouise,
do solemnly proclaim via my faithful town crier
the following:
On this very day,
Tuesday, 5 September 2017
Leaders of all nations, fiefdoms,
clans, tribes, and houses of worship –
NOT excluding the President of the United States of America –
shall promptly and without demur
stand before a full-length mirror
and practice articulating in full voice
each of the following statements
a minimum of three times:
I need help.
I was wrong.
You deserve better.
I let you down.
I have no excuses.
I resign.
Furthermore –
I solemnly urge each of them,
not excluding POTUS,
to practice this spiritual and political discipline
for as long as he or she remains in office
***
Guarantee of Effectiveness:
When publicly delivered as needed,
these words, any or all, are guaranteed to
make headlines and elevate truth
everywhere
Long Live True Greatness!
QE, Queen for a Day
© Elouise Renich Fraser, 5 September 2017
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